- cartman
- 1. (cartman) (2378↑, 138↓)The whole reason to watch south park. He is the fattest kid and the funniest. Watches Terrence and Philip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, chocalate chicken pot pies, and powerdered donut pancake suprise. Has a slutty mom who spoils him. Always coming up with some stupid idea to get rich or get revenge.
Bob: Lets watch south park, its the one where cartman builds a hippie drill\!
Author: bigshow8891 http://cartman.urbanup.com/14722812. (cartman) (1861↑, 133↓)Everything that is racist, ignorant, and just plain wrong in the world condensed down into a fat, hilarious nine year old cartoon character.Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew\! Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word? Cartman: Jew?
Author: Andrew M B http://cartman.urbanup.com/17153023. (Cartman) (849↑, 67↓)Eric Theodore Cartman, who generally goes by "Cartman," is one of the four central characters in the hit animated series [South Park]. He is 10 years old and is in fourth grade. Uncapped, Cartman has brownish hair that is combed over. He is overweight and has a double chin. He possesses many bad qualities in a person. Cartman is bigoted, anti-Semetic, racist, uncaring, lazy, and mean, thus making him a popular character in the series. His mother Lianne spoils him simply because he whines to get whatever he wants. In many episodes it indicates his ability to easily manipulate people. Cartman hates hippies, kyle, san fransisco, other jewish people, poor people, stan, and kenny. It is also hinted in an episode that cartman can't leave things unfinished as he has to finish singing the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx at an alarmingly fast rate. Throughout the series he has become more intelligent and mature. Trey Parker, co-creater of the series, does his voice. Cartman is my favorite character."Screw you guys, im goin home" "whatever I"ll do whatever i want" "kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..." Kyle:"Cartman\! You fucking fat ass" "No its not like terrorism, it IS terrorism."
Author: Ricky E http://cartman.urbanup.com/19231674. (Cartman) (534↑, 57↓)Cartman is quite possible the most perfectly witty and intelligent cartoon character ever created. If one just looks past the blatant racism and accept that the use of cartman is to just mock everything bad about society, you'll find it quite funny.Cartman: That's it I'm not following this god damn hippy around anymore Choir Teacher: Excuse me little boy I'm the adult here and I say we're going this way Cartman: I'm going over naaa, and your going over maaa, me naaa you maaa, screw you guys, ima goin hooooomee
Author: FIZZLEnizzle http://cartman.urbanup.com/19124335. (Cartman) (377↑, 69↓)Eric Theodore Cartman is not only (easily) the best character on South Park, but one of the best characters in television history, and dare I say fiction.Cartman is the shit. Period.
Author: Adrian http://cartman.urbanup.com/27180656. (Cartman) (167↑, 26↓)Possibly and most likely the funniest cartoon charactar of all time. he stars in the show South Park, a moutain town in Colorado. Cartman is a fat,spoiled kid whos mom is a hermaphrodite. he also Hates Jews especially Kyle. Cartman is always ripping on him for being a Jew.Cartman:Fuck you you dirty jewbag\!\!\! Kyle:Screw you\!\!\!
Author: yomommasucksyodaddy\! http://cartman.urbanup.com/29470877. (cartman) (145↑, 27↓)Everything and everyone that is wrong in the world condensed into a 9 year old funny cartoon character that allows complicated issues to make some sense.Cartman is an antisemitic that makes the issue funny for the moment
Author: Name Name173 http://cartman.urbanup.com/29433718. (cartman) (93↑, 9↓)Quite possibly the greatest cartoon character ever created\!How can someone as evil as cartman be so loved?
Author: timeem http://cartman.urbanup.com/12544649. (Cartman) (79↑, 8↓)Eric Cartman. He is generally known simply as Cartman. Eric Cartman is an extremely fat kid who lives in South Park, Colorado. His mother/father is known to be a slut, and he is one of four boys who star in a show called... [South Park].Don't call me fat, you butt-fucking son-of-a-bitch\!
Author: Ben Kenobi http://cartman.urbanup.com/128951010. (Cartman) (65↑, 22↓)Eric Cartman, who goes by Cartman, is possibly the funniest television character in history, and in my opinion, always will be. He is everything that is racist, stupid, ignorant, and wrong. He's also extremely fat. He hangs out with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, and sometimes Butters. He is always making a new plan to make money or get revenge on someone. Some of his best known quotes are: "No kitty, that's my pot pie\! NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY - MOOOOOM\! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO\!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home". He uses the words "weak" and "sweet" a lot. He is spoiled by his slutty mother/father and whines to get anything he wants. His hobby is watching Terrance and Phillip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, pot pies, or powdered donut pancake surprise.Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home. Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to- Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
Author: synyster44 http://cartman.urbanup.com/421281511. (Cartman) (42↑, 7↓)One whose ego is so big, they do mental gymnastics to make themselves a part of things and convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags.You had nothing to do with that joke, Cartman\!
Author: K. Brotha Flovski http://cartman.urbanup.com/426912012. (cartman) (46↑, 10↓)The fat dude on [South park]. Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way Dislikes: Just about everything elseKenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you. Cartman: Not racism? Kenny: Mf. Cartman: Not Okama? Kenny: Mf. Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip? Kenny: Mf. Cartman: Not blasphemy? Kenny: Mf. Cartman: Not getting my way? Kenny: Mf. Cartman: Not interested.
Author: Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel http://cartman.urbanup.com/130105713. (Cartman) (25↑, 8↓)A incredibly rude, arrogant, and cruel young boy. Generally will hang put with a single, small group of children that he will pretend to like, but just insults and humiliates them for entertainment. Any boy that can compared to [Eric Cartman] from [South Park]."Dude, my brother lit my neighbor's cat on fire. He's such a Cartman." "I swear, that Cartman-kid is more racist then Jim Crow\!" ""Hey, check out that Cartman stuffing his face\! He looks like a pig\!"
Author: BlackjackMack123 http://cartman.urbanup.com/428801614. (cartman) (27↑, 23↓)Cartman is super happy fun joy time awexome\!\!\! He's on the show [South Park] and is the fat kid who always gets made fun of.Cartman: Kyle, your mom's a bitch\! Kyle: Stop being a fatass Cartman.
Author: Sharzak http://cartman.urbanup.com/129720815. (cartman) (61↑, 84↓)Noun: A person in [South Park] who is spoiled, racist and just about every bad thing you could say about someone. Adj: Just about every bad thing mentioned above compiled into a name for someone."Your such a cartman"
Author: Grayz http://cartman.urbanup.com/241742316. (cartman) (7↑, 56↓)The [FAT] dude on [South Park] who is so [FAT] that in the [second] [episode], he gets even [FATTER].Cartman is so [fat]. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.
Author: Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel http://cartman.urbanup.com/128646317. (cartman) (58↑, 132↓)see [the tits] you can also see [south park] if you like...Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..."
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Urban English dictionary. 2013.
